What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 05:18

Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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Moonraker
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
From Russia With Love
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
You Only Live Twice
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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